I’m obsessed with checking out the inside of other peoples homes and how they design them. HGTV, DIY television I’m locked in. I sit and pray that some shit like Yard Crashers will come through my house and rock an amazing outdoor living space. So in the spirit of the RNDM posts I throw up here, here’s some of the pictures of interior porn that I’ve amassed in the past few years.

I love seeing peoples collections and just wanting to hoard my own pile of shit one day. I have a few DVDs but nothing like this. I’m not much of a movie guy, but I am OCD and having this many movies would reign supreme. Although mine would prolly all be an awful mix of pornographic and 80′s kids films like Labyrinth and Princess Bride. I suppose if I did have a collection to showcase it would be my CD’s or my super retarded collection of GI Joes.

I imagine this is what you would want your house to look like if you were a single guy. Something clean, nice, inviting and comfortable. Not because that’s how a dude like me would like to live, but because of women and their pesky vaginas. If I was to invite some random gap toothed, bus stop skank back to my place to look at my awesome collection of GI Joes or watch a movie (which is now just code for “lick my penis”) the best way to close the deal is to make a chick feel comfortable. I’m not talking anything super extravagant like this, just enough where she feels like she wont end up with a viral infection if her axe wound touches your carpet during a round of the ole in-n-out. Free advice gentlemen, I’ll be here all week. Tip Your waitress.

I believe this was the inside of a store or an office of sorts. I really dig the laid back vibe of this although a scum bag like myself would never want to go into a store that looks like this, for fear of having what I like to call, “Whole Foods Syndrome”. When I go into Whole Foods, I feel out of place and I notice the 40 year old, brought my own canvas bag to save the earth, drive a Prius with an Obama sticker on it but only drive 50 on the freeway and wear Toms shoes, assholes just staring at me like I was Roddy Piper in They Live.  It’s a conundrum because I like the look of it, but I’d prolly never want to walk through the door.

This place is amazing. If I ever won the lotto I’d live in a spot like this. Minus the cat though and add my Boston Terrier Poopster.

I like having a cool little landing shelf like this. I really want a nice rotary phone like this too. I think it makes a cool display piece.

Organization! I’m a freak when it comes to making sure everything has it’s own place and stays there. I need a place to get rid of clutter and can’t do anything in a room that has things all cluttered about. In my art/internet masturbating room I have to have things put away and organized in order to get anything done. Shit builds up over the course of the week, but when I sit down to work on the blog, drawl, or glaze a knuckle, it’s cleaning time.

Again going along with my OCD about organization, I need a clean bathroom as well. I think the all white tile bathroom is a good idea. It looks very clean and would help me hide cocaine from police if they ever busted through the door of my drug lab and I had to flush 80 lbs down the toilet in a hurry.