Today I’m heading out to Arizona for a wedding. I have no desire to

A. go to Arizona because of the heat and the possibility of being stoned by primitive Mexican hating residents of the state. I hope all this money I’ve put towards skin bleaching will thwart the attempts of deportation I may soon face.

B. I hate going to weddings and if it were up to me I wouldn’t even attend my own nuptials in October when I get married.

So if you have Instagram you can follow me while I’m gone to see all of the wonderful rocks and red clay dirt that I’ll be sure to snap pictures of while I’m out there. Just look for Allstarkrew or Noir Amador and you’ll more than likely find me–or if you’re lucky someone with more talent.

Tomorrow the new La Musica Romantica will be up—unless you’re clever and click here and download it today. Then tomorrow the playlist will be posted.

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My mother once told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So yeah. I love this little twink.

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My old co-worker Chelsea is one of the best people I’ve ever met. She’s a looker of a young lady, but she’s also one of the nicest people I’ve ever come in contact with.

She wore antlers and painted a red nose on her face during one of the holiday shifts we worked together and actually waited tables in this awful holiday get up. I admire people like her because my insecure ass would never be able to paint a Rudolph nose on and go out in public.  It takes a giant set of balls to do something goofy like that and not give a fuck about people judging you and I respect her a lot for that.

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Cera Ward is an incredibly attractive female that I know. However, Cera Ward also makes the most disturbing faces I’ve even seen in photographs. This is her “Oh face.” So enjoy it while it lasts. Also enjoy this Oh face remix from Office Space.

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This is my homie, Tha Fruitbat who makes some fucking sick Glitch beats. You can check him out on Soundcloud here and hopefully we’ll be working together on a project soon. I’ll be singing the hook in a falsetto that makes dogs howl.