August 11th 2010

So there were cans everywhere the other day and thank god someone bagged them up, and took them all out…oh wait, no that’s just a bag full of trash for someone else to take care of.

Of course no dishes can be washed! The dishwasher is full and my roommates half assed nature doesn’t physically allow them to put the dishes away without becoming violently ill and vomiting everywhere. We all know that no one would clean up the vomit either so that’s prolly a good thing they just leave the dishes in the washer.

The sink has our beloved Serial Killer cereal bowls in them. I think that even Jeffery Dahmer kept a cleaner kitchen than this.

Ahhhh stove top crust. When you’re out of food you can scrape the top of this and eat the crispy scum chips.

So I took the trash out, and immediately it’s full of shit again. Where does all this trash come from?!? I hate my life.

August 9th 2010

The trash is growing. Soon it may get up and walk itself outside to the bin. There’s so many layers to the shit, I bet we find dinosaur fossils at the bottom of the trash can.

August 3rd 2010

Not too bad on day 3. Just a cup on the counter from Hunter…but wait what else is that on the counter?

DOOOOM!!!! Apparently someone has sabotaged the dishwasher in an attempt to foil my plans to live in a clean house. Was it an accident, neglect or something more sinister? Stay tuned to find out.

The beer hole. Coldest drinks in the house.

August 2nd 2010

I’ve cleaned up “Hells Kitchen” and decided to give this a clean slate for them to destroy. Lets see how long it takes for this to get funky.

Three hours, and three loads of dishes later all that’s left is three pots in the sink.

Look what some Clorox spray and paper towels can accomplish!

Clean counters really bring out the shit brown of the wood and range

August 1st 2010

Ah, not my bathroom–but how would you like to brush your teefs or clean your face in that? Look at the lovely marble like tooth paste swirls in the sink. Classy!

And we’ve also got a nice snotty waterfall cascading next to your leg as you drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl. Apparently Hunter has yet to figure out that you can flush toilet paper and/or how to take out the trash. What a relaxing environment.

eh, not as bad until you get to the sink.

Wash dishes? No lets just stack em up so the food creates a cement like bond turning the whole pile into one plate! Brilliant!

Stacks and Stacks of putrid crusty food covered pans.

How hard is it to clean a pasta strainer?!?!?

mmmmm, wanna cook some food in this mess? Health inspectors would shut this taco truck down ASAP

The full monty.