Click fer an image from Terminator 2: Judgement Day

I’m pretty sure this is if not the, one of the last Kids Book pages I’ll be doing. The rest of them are just really hard to make entertaining. Maybe I’ll figure out some more down the road, but I have enough to print these–so I’m in no rush.

This page also features two of my friends/lovers Zach Trover & Jared Konopitski  please check out their respective sites by clicking on their names. If you don’t I will understand though, because Zach never updates anything and Jared is a sexual predator who can’t come within 500 yards of a school.

I think I’m slowly starting to figure out some of the things I have trouble with in coloring on the computer. I’ve watched hours upon hours of youtube videos where talentless artists cover up their mediocre artwork with amazing coloring techniques. I’m hoping to be able to do the same with my art very soon.

Holy smokes, two art updates this week? I must be ill.

Part 02 of the robot is just a click away. 

I think I’ll be putting these all together in a free book soon. So everyone can see how stupid and untalented that I am. Hopefully I can get it together in time for a convention, that way I can lure in new victims to check out this site.

Alright I’m off to watch the Lakers vs The Knicks. I’m all in on Jeremy Lin.

Page 001

Page 002

Still sick. I have a horrific sore throat and fluid in my ears. So far I can neither confirm or deny that said fluid is/is not semen. So yeah, the new kids book page is up. I’m gonna go drink some more codeine, get somewhat trashed, and hopefully pass out.

Click for Obama’s Doughnuts.

So this is the story about an angry bitch named Clara who was always jealous of the bad bitches with ass & yitties. Then she found a magic lamp and asked for some titties with her first wish and some ass with her second. What will she wish for with her third and final wish? Stay tuned to find out!

I should have made her a ginger. Gingers are awful people who should be kept away from the general public.

Click to see page 01

Click fer page 02

Annnd because nobody wanted it, here’s another shot of the Kids Book series that I’ve been doing over the course of the year. I’ve been looking for another book like this one so I could do more things like this, but so far no luck. Until then I’ll be working on a page for this site with all of these collected for you fools to check out.