Part Too!

Here’s part 2 of three. I decided to throw in a few images from artist that I really admire on the book rack and the comic I’m reading while taking a poo. Oh and there’s Coreys comic in there too.

North American Scum, Click here!

I’m just as surprised as you that I get this shit done everyday. Seriously, having a New Years resolution to drop 200 posts in a year was a poor choice at best. I should have just done something easier and less public, like try to lose weight. At least then I could have just started buying XL T-Shirts and lied about losing weight, and nobody would have said anything. But nope, I’m a moron. I finished this strip 45 minutes later than my normal noon posting time, but thanks to an awful night of sleep I was up early and banged it out. I know both of you who read this blog are happy about that. There used to be three people who read this, but my mom died in a car accident a few weeks back. So yeah, that kinda sucks.

This strip here is about, uh hold on lemme read it again….mm hmm…mm…I don’t know. I think it’s about retards? Oh wait, yeah back at my old job my manager made me train a few people who were completely unfit to be alive, ride a bicycle, have sex and reproduce, write anything other than their name, etc. etc. I felt like I was always trying to spray paint shit yellow and sell it as a gold brick. No shit one bitch came to work and hour late, none of the supplies she needed to do the job with scratches on her arms and a hickey on her neck. Disaster city. She banged on and on about her and her boyfriend getting into a fight, him throwing all of her shit out the second story floor of their crack house, him kicking her out. Tears, feeling blah blah blah. I just looked at her and in the politest way possible told her “I didn’t sign up for all this horse shit, I just want to know how the fuck you’re gonna do you job?” That said, I was never allowed to train people again.

Not only that this strip features a tasty Chipotle burrito. I <3 Chipotle even though it makes me have explosive liquid shits exactly an hour after eating it. But what’s a little mud butt between friends & lovers right?

Waiting to Die page 53! I figure I can rock the rest of this at a page a week rate while I’m working on a bunch of other stuff before APE. Gonna finish up some other non-sense so I can start posting weekly comic strips as well. I’ve also stickered up my book that I’ve been doing the three panel strips pretty well.

There’s about three layers of stickers to shield my stupid drawings from homeless people needing toilet paper.

And I just picked up some new awesomeness for drawling today! Sharpies and Kick-Ass!

Finally!!! I got back around to finishing up a new page of the ongoing disaster that is WTD: The Tony Danza Saga. I don’t know if anyone really remembers what the hell has been going on in this comic—so if that’s the case you can catch up by clicking the tabs above and reading all the comic to this point so far.

That’s right, comic con is upon us and I’m taking a break from updating anything of real substance, not that I’ve ever put anything good up to begin with, but anyways–I’ll be finishing up a few more pages for WTD04: The Tony Danza Sagaand start updating some of those pages up here next week. Until then here’s a picture of my dog, who is way more awesome than any of you.