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My mother once told me if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So yeah. I love this little twink.

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My old co-worker Chelsea is one of the best people I’ve ever met. She’s a looker of a young lady, but she’s also one of the nicest people I’ve ever come in contact with.

She wore antlers and painted a red nose on her face during one of the holiday shifts we worked together and actually waited tables in this awful holiday get up. I admire people like her because my insecure ass would never be able to paint a Rudolph nose on and go out in public.  It takes a giant set of balls to do something goofy like that and not give a fuck about people judging you and I respect her a lot for that.

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So I think the rest of the month will be me drawing my facebook friends whether they like it or not. This week will be all broads since last week was all swinging dicks. This is my friend Marisa. I spelled her name wrong in the drawing because I’m an idiot. But oh well, she’s a filthy twat who can’t read any way, unless she reads this…then I love her.

Book 01, Page 04

Finally got offa my ass and drew something new. If you haven’t seen the other pages you can check them out here….

I was working something like 13 hours a day since November until yesterday when I went from having to jobs to just having 1. So with that said I can finally get back to work at being a shitty, broke artist. Hooray for my shitty life!

Here are the original pages to this comic page.

Tomorrow will be new Yitties. I’ve decided to move Yitties to Tuesdays from now on.

Book 01 PG 03, Click to see Jesus

Splash page foools! Not really. But it really was just a reason for me to do more lettering. I wanted to put Jesus H. Christ somewhere in the comic because I remember people saying it when I was a kid and wondering what the fuck the H stood for. Here’s the orignal panel that I drew for the half done comic back in 2005.

Pretty awful. The lettering is all over the place, there’s a really pointless skull dotting the I in Christ. It also looks like the Steelers logo in floating around the I as well. and I’m guessing my T-Square was crooked at that point because every single line from the border to the lettering is at a different angle. That or I was drunk. This is almost as bad as those sketches I posted the other day. I really take pride in being able to hand letter my comics whenever possible, but this is putrid. The only bad part about hand lettering at this point is that it kills my wrist/hand in about 20 mins. So it takes me 3 times the amount of time to do sound effects or titles in comics as it will to draw a whole page without it.

I also took some flicks of the process of me inking the lettering in this panel. I had some people bullshitting me on another site saying that it’s all fonts and I didn’t hand letter any of the sounds or titles…so suck on this bitches.

You can even see my OCD calendar behind the page where I meticulously map out every single blog post for the month ahead of time. I have a horrible memory and without some sort of game plan I’d never get anything done. So I make a list of everything to do for the week as well as a calendar that gives me an overall look at the month.

Also is you have a little cash, please stop by my Etsy store and pick up a print, or one of the remaining books I have left. I recently got fired from my retarded job waiting tables and need to sell all of this shit on Etsy to renew this site you’re looking at here for the next year. So please if you got $10 buy a print, I also have these cheeseburgers and/or will suck your dick.

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