August 11th 2010

So there were cans everywhere the other day and thank god someone bagged them up, and took them all out…oh wait, no that’s just a bag full of trash for someone else to take care of.

Of course no dishes can be washed! The dishwasher is full and my roommates half assed nature doesn’t physically allow them to put the dishes away without becoming violently ill and vomiting everywhere. We all know that no one would clean up the vomit either so that’s prolly a good thing they just leave the dishes in the washer.

The sink has our beloved Serial Killer cereal bowls in them. I think that even Jeffery Dahmer kept a cleaner kitchen than this.

Ahhhh stove top crust. When you’re out of food you can scrape the top of this and eat the crispy scum chips.

So I took the trash out, and immediately it’s full of shit again. Where does all this trash come from?!? I hate my life.

August 9th 2010

The trash is growing. Soon it may get up and walk itself outside to the bin. There’s so many layers to the shit, I bet we find dinosaur fossils at the bottom of the trash can.

August 07 2010

and on the third day, god created Clorox bleach spray and motivation to clean up your messy ass bathroom.

And then the snotty tissue waterfall was even relocated to a different facility rarely visited, and often referred to as the trash bin outside. These 28 year olds grow up so fast! sigh

August 3rd 2010

Not too bad on day 3. Just a cup on the counter from Hunter…but wait what else is that on the counter?

DOOOOM!!!! Apparently someone has sabotaged the dishwasher in an attempt to foil my plans to live in a clean house. Was it an accident, neglect or something more sinister? Stay tuned to find out.

The beer hole. Coldest drinks in the house.

August 2nd 2010

I’ve cleaned up “Hells Kitchen” and decided to give this a clean slate for them to destroy. Lets see how long it takes for this to get funky.

Three hours, and three loads of dishes later all that’s left is three pots in the sink.

Look what some Clorox spray and paper towels can accomplish!

Clean counters really bring out the shit brown of the wood and range